Sunday, July 27, 2008

Loco for Loco

So the weekend...yeah...nothing that exciting. Temple on Friday night, dinner with friends on Saturday, dinner with a couple of the kids on Sunday...I promise we did more than eat. Here's a quick recap: Aside from some half-assed attempts at household chores, the weekend pretty much consisted of watching Loco.

"Oh, look he's eating a piece of broccoli."
"Wow! He is going to town on that baby carrot!"
"Ooh...he's hanging upside down!"
"Hey! He just pooed on me!" Yeah. That one got a little old.

So, if we weren't obsessively holding him, playing with him, or watching him, we were shopping for him. Let me just say, parrots ain't cheap. Carrier: check! Toys: check! Feet toys for bottom of cage: check! Books (for us to read about him): check! Pinata: Check (Seriously...filled with bird treats and it's not even his birthday)!

Yeah, we are total nerds where little Loco Ono is concerned. By the way, Shlomo does not like that nickname. Everyone else (namely me!) does.

One last litte Loco Ono story and then I will stop for a while. On Sunday morning, Shlomo went to the Hot Bagel Shop around the corner to pick up our breakfast. I was doing my part to get ready at home. Okay, I was fixing myself a coke (don't judge) and putting plates and napkins on the table. Loco was on his perch downstairs. The dogs were in their crates (so as to prevent the begging).

So, I am fixing the coke, which evidently takes longer to tell about than do. All of a sudden, I hear Fargo barking like crazy in her crate. It's really unlike her. I go into the living room to see what is the matter. There is Loco off his perch and walking across the floor. Fargo evidently deemed herself to be the hall monitor. I thought she hated the bird. I prefer to tell myself that she was looking out for Loco's safety and not trying to get him in trouble. It was probably the latter.

Well, that's the big excitement of the weekend. I will get into the wireless printer installation, or lack thereof, later. Now, I am off to go watch Loco eat some Cheerios. Does it get any more fun than that?

Thursday, July 24, 2008

The Story of Us

I guess I should take the opportunity (four entries into the blog) to tell you about myself. At the ripe old age of 34, I am about to embark on one of the biggest adventures of my life. I have six days left of employment as an accountant. Then, at the end of August, I will begin a Master’s program with an emphasis on English and Art History. I am excited beyond belief at the prospect of “following my bliss” but also scared half-to-death at the prospect of actually “following my bliss.”

My partner Shlomo and I reside in Houston, TX. We have been together for roughly three years. I brought two dogs to the relationship (a pug and a terrier mix). He brought four great college-aged kids. Together, we acquired a 120 gallon aquarium that houses roughly 45 African cichlids. They are beautiful and very calming.

Then, one day out of the blue…Erev Rosh Hashanah to be exact…Shlomo came home with a brilliant idea. Someone at his office had found six kittens in their parking garage. He thought we should take on in as a way to mark how thankful we were to begin the new year. Um, yeah…I had a cat for 10 years. If I never clean a litter box again, I am fine with that. I suggested maybe we get a few finches. I thought they were pretty and entertaining.

I do not want to sound completely irresponsible. I had done my research. I had parakeets (budgies) as a small child. Then, in junior high and high school, I had a cockatiel. He miraculously escaped right before my graduation. I will never be convinced that my dad did not “take care of” him so as to insure that he did not get stuck with it when I went off to college.

Anyway, I clearly knew what I was getting into. I knew how messy birds were. I knew that finches were not exactly “social” animals. They were really more for observation and entertainment. I was fine with that.

Shlomo and I discussed. He agreed that finches were probably a more appropriate pet to add to our menagerie. (Once you have fish, fowl, and mammals...it’s officially a menagerie.) I was particularly interested in a Gouldian finch because of their striking plumage. I assumed they were hard to find.

Following a small get-together the next day, we stopped at a local large-chain pet store. To our surprise, they actually had a male Gouldian finch. We took him home with two other finches.

Over the next few months, our finch collection grew. We found a great large cage/small aviary. It can house up to 20 finches. Currently, our collection is about 18. I don’t think it will grow beyond that unless there is some reproduction. We really aren’t about planned parenthood in the finch cage.

One thing you should know about Shlomo. He really does not do things half-way. He is a committer. He commits whole-heartedly. Once the decision is made, he goes for it. Personally, I don’t think he always has a logical reason for things. He follows his heart more than his head. But, I love this about him.

So, it was no surprise that for our finches, we sought out a specialty bird store. (We had one for the fish, so why not?) I often refer to this place as the “Creepy Bird Store.” That’s because it is. It’s not really their fault. I don’t know how you would really have a bird store without it being creepy. But, still…it is.

I will say, however, that just because it is creepy does not mean that it is not well-run. The birds always seem to be healthy. There is always a steady stream of bird enthusiasts (no matter when you go). I think I just get a little bothered by the fact that there are always a few dogs often with ailments roaming about. There are always a few rescued birds that seem to have no feathers (parrots have been known to go psychotic and mutilate themselves—especially the larger types). And, they have a pet monkey. I thought it was illegal for a while, but I found out one day that it is a retired service monkey who used to help with the handicapped. I don’t know why, but that made me feel better about that situation. I think the animals not for sale are mostly there because no one else will take them. They never bother me, they are just there. Our two dogs would never make it there.

As my description of the place demonstrates, I have been there more times in the past year than I can count. And, I admit it. I have always loved birds. I remember in the fourth grade, my mother (who was a school teacher) would let me walk to one store in the small town where I grew up so I could see the parakeets and cockatiels they sold. That is where one of my parakeets was purchased. Therefore, it is impossible to deny that I did not love seeing the birds when I visited the store.

They have a selection that is almost unparalleled. I have seen bird species there that I have never seen before. Most of the parrots are bred on the premises, hand-reared, and are remarkable docile.

So, I am assuming that Shlomo knew what he was getting into when he asked how long it would be before we broke down and got a parrot. If he did not, he is not as smart as I thought he was. And, at least in theory, he should be smart. He was Phi Beta Kappa from Georgetown. But, that was long ago.

That is how little Loco, the white-bellied Caique, came to live with us. Shlomo, intentionally or not, posed the question. I was eager to move forward. Shlomo became just as eager. We are on day three. Let’s see how it progresses. So far, I have no complaints…except for that 6:35 wake-up call this morning.

Sound the Alarm

The noise began. I can’t really classify it as chirping, but it is definitely not squawking either. It’s loud, but not super loud. It was unwelcome at 6:35 a.m.

It’s all part of it. I knew that going in. I assume Shlomo knew. He better have known. All in all, though, Loco is a very sweet bird.

He is so sweet in fact, that he basically wants to spend all his time with us. If he can see us, he wants to be with us. Not just in the same room, but our playing with him. We are trying really hard not to indulge him too much because how long will it take for that to get old? My guess: not long.

Is it wrong that I basically try to train him the same way I would a dog. Is there a Cesar Milan of the parrot world? If so, what is his name? We have 30-40 years with this guy. I would like to make them as enjoyable as possible.

I realize that it will fall to me to be the disciplinarian. Shlomo is really only there for the unconditional love.

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Day One: Home We Go

First of all, the name is Loco. That’s right…Loco it is, because Loco we are. But, I have to say that if all nights with little Loco the parrot are like the first night, we are going to be just fine. He is relatively quiet. I view this as a good sign. It is better he get quiet when stressed rather than start squawking. There have been a few chirps/squawks, but they are really not bad.

Here were some of the adventures of the first night. Oh, and ignore the extra bullet points. Slight problem with blogger.com. Oy vey!
  • Large birdcages are hard to move up the stairs. If you are doing so, make sure you are the one ahead of/above the birdcage. It hurts when they fall on your face. You are talking to someone who learned this lesson the hard way. And, I like to think Shlomo is the one who is not smart. He got me there. But, at least there are no bruises or permanent imprint of the bars of the cage. (Note to Shlomo: when we are halfway up the stairs carrying some heavy object and we have been working 10 minutes to get to that point, there is no need to say, “You’re gonna have to help me now.” Yeah, I was helping…a lot. I was not picking daisies. Everytime you paused, all the weight fell on me.)
  • Creepy bird store…while creepy…is actually pretty good. They have a much better selection of most things for birds than your typical Petco/Petsmart. Again, lesson learned the hard way as we visited two Petcos and a Petsmart before finding the perch stand we wanted.
  • If you are going to a salad bar at the grocery store to get some chopped fresh fruit and vegetables for your new parrot, make sure the grocery store has a salad bar before you go. We finally found some prepackaged broccoli florets and baby carrots mix. I guess it will do.
    Bird toys ain’t cheap. No need to expand on that.
  • Don’t joke with your hairdresser that the day after your last day of work you want to bleach your hair white with one electic blue streak. I kind of think she viewed it as a “Challenge Extended” proposition. Yes, I always wanted blue hair as a kid, but I don’t think I have the courage to pull it off. I know that is not related to Loco, but it did happen last night.

So, I guess I am now one step closer to my dream of riding around on a Segway with my parrot perched on my shoulder. Now, all I need is the Segway and to teach Loco to perch on my shoulder. He is fine with the finger, but still skittish on the shoulder. He will get used to it.

And Away We Go...

My partner Shlomo and I are on the horns of a dilemma. He blames me. I blame him. This is how it started.

We went to the creepy (I am not lying…it is) bird store on Saturday to pick up some supplies for the finches. We got what we needed and actually bought a couple of finches to replace a couple that we had lost (we were down to 16 and can house up to 20). It happens. Circle of Life. So glad Elton John explained that one to me.

So, we get home. We put the new birds in the aviary. All is well. We are talking about the birds at the store. Blah. Blah. Blah. Then, Shlomo says, “I wonder when we will break down and get a parrot.”

WWWWWWWHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTT? Shut up. In 7th grade, I was obsessed with parrots. I always swore I would have one as a grown up. In many ways, I am still that awkward 12 year-old. Behind the row of finch cages at creepy bird store is a row of parrot cages. I had spent a large portion of our time there bonding with a little white-bellied caique. He/she looks like this.

Now the debate is do we get him or not. On the one hand, I think it would be great. I have always been a bird lover. I think he is super cute. I have named him Gilda (red hair like Rita Hayworth in my favorite movie and it might be a girl the only way to know is a DNA test). On the other hand, I realize what a pain a parrot can be. This is a quieter type, but I am sure there is still some squawking. They are messy. This I knew from the parakeets and cockatiels I had growing up and it has been reinforced by the finches. But, I will have some time to devote to it and its socialization.


It would be nice to get it while we are relatively young since they live 30 years. You read that right, people, 30 years. And, I just picture it sitting on its perch bobbing up and down as I blast “Play That Funky Music White Boy!”

We just don’t know what to do. This morning, before we fell asleep at 1:00 a.m., we had decided to do it. When we woke up, we both had second thoughts. Now, we have had second thoughts about the second thoughts. We already have a zoo. What is one more creature? And, did I mention that everywhere I turn today I see a parrot? In the newspaper, on the TV, everywhere. Oh yeah, and on all those caique sites I keep checking out.


I think it is important to not rush into a decision. It is a big commitment. We need to take it very seriously. I will let you know when Gilda comes home.


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My friend Zilla and I were leaving for lunch. We were going to Barnes and Noble after a quick stop at Petco and Petsmart to look at cages. I know. I am bad. We are driving out of the parking garage when my phone rang. It was Shlomo. He was at the creepy bird store.


He had held Gilda. He had picked out a cage for Gilda. He thought we were foolish to get Gilda. But, was there anyway that I could drive down to the creepy bird store to see Gilda and see the cage? It was then that I knew. She was ours.


Zilla made the sacrifice. She said she did not mind. I know the place gives here the heebie-geebies. We walk in the door and there is Shlomo with Gilda perched on his finger. I know that this is probably not a good analogy to use in a bird store, but he had a "cat that ate the canary" grin on his face.


I held Gilda. I looked at the cage. We got food, toys, a playstand, all the necessities. Gilda comes to her new home this evening.


There is one problem, however. They had had the DNA testing done. Gilda is a boy. Now, we have to come up with a name for him. My list right now consists of: Loco (because we are), Tango, Tamale, Rio, Guapo, etc. If you have a suggestion, leave it in the comments section. Hopefully, we will have a name by nightfall.